Acrostic Poems For Robinson Crusoe

laws

• feline Law of inertia: a cat at rest will remain at rest until it is moved by some outside force, something like the sound of opening a can of cat food. Law
• catlike movement: a cat will always move in a straight line unless you have a very good reason to change direction, such as opening a can of cat food.
• catlike Law of magnetism: coats, jackets and sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the piece.
• feline Law of Thermodynamics: heat is transferred from a hot body to a cold except in the case of cats, in which any type of heat is transferred to the cat.
• catlike stretching Act: a cat always stretched to a length proportional to the duration of the siesta made.
• dormimiento catlike Act: every cat will try to sleep with humans whenever possible, and in a position to make it as uncomfortable as possible for them.
• catlike stretching Act: a cat can stretch your body long enough to reach any site that contains minimally something interesting for him.
• Acceleration Act feline: cat accelerate its speed constantly until it looks good and stops.
• Act Full Service: the cat will be served all good things in the table at any meal.
• Act rugs configuration: any rug will remain in its natural plane for too long.
• Act feline resistance to obedience a cat resistance varies in direct proportion to the human desire to do something concrete.
• First law of conservation of energy: as cats know that energy is neither created nor destroyed, use as little energy as possible.
• Second law of conservation of energy: the Cats also know that energy can be stored by many naps.
• Act refrigerator observation: if a cat looks closely a refrigerator long enough, get someone to come and give him some good food.
• Law of attraction of the electric blanket, electric blanket plugging the cat will get up to bed at the speed of light. Law
• the random search of comfort: a cat will always seek and usually find the most comfortable place in a given room. Law
• occupation of the bag / box: any box or bag left in a room is occupied by a cat at the earliest possible time.
• confusion catlike Act: the irritation of a cat grows in direct proportion to the embarrassment that provides human laughter.
• dairy intake Act: although this sick, a cat can always drink your weight in milk just to show you can do it.
• Act covers: the desire for a cat to scratch any couch is directly proportional to this value.